- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
Black people can legit make up shit on the spot and make everyone else think it’s real slang.
Slope ass nigga.
Blueberry Apple ipod pussy nigga.
Hatchback breath head ass.
My mama just dropped me off at the mall hairline having ass nigga.
The only thing I got from this was april’s 20
4/20 blaze it
I am so fuckin ambivalent
Like sometimes im like hi babe ur cute I miss you blah blah
But right now I’m like ugh ew wtf this is so weird stop I want it to stop
spending time with the wrong people
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME
i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it
i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars
somewhere, some chick is violently fisting herself to kangaroo porn.