wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
ITS SO POOFY
Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
current emotion: 20% battery
take me to the mall
give me $2000
people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable
Golden grill by lana del rey has like a burlesque vibe imo
I’m not even sure what exactly burlesque is but yeah lol
Im most likely gonna go to csuf , umm any 2014 fall semester freshmen out there also going to csuf??
Im like really nervous leaving my home though and dorming with others :(
Wouldn’t that be cool if I found my roomies on tumblr lol
Do you ever like learn a new word and then coincidentally start hearing it more often than ever before and you’re like what the?
i’m not sure if i’m just overreacting and being needy or if she really doesn’t care about me anymore ??
well tell me this, do best friends go over a month without hanging out? (at least we don’t go that long except for now) and it’s not even like she’s busy. if either one of us is busy, it would be me and even then i’d be like fuck it i still need to hang out with my sis . but she doesn’t do shit except hang out with her fuckin boyfriend all the time. and that’s what pisses me off..i feel like… she gives him her all and then me, the best friend of like over 10 years, is getting kicked to the curb. and i mean why wouldn’t she give him her all, right? that’s her boyfriend.. i’m not being jealous or bitter because i’m single or cause she hangs out with him but what i don’t like about him is that HE’S jealous as fuck. he would get jealous because we would hang out like what the fuck? and its just so funny that they’ve been together for about 2-3 years and me and him have never even met like idk i think that is so dysfunctional. but that’s another story. anyway, like i was saying… yeah basically she hangs out with him all the fuckin time and that’s fine i’m not mad about that but does she not wanna hang out with me?? is it because she always has to pay if we go out to eat or the movies or something?? because she doesn’t have to if she doesn’t want to, lets not go out then lol but alright, if you don’t wanna hang out, that’s fine, we can like just talk through text
which brings me to my next point. we don’t text unless i send the first message. now i don’t know if it’s because i always text her first like every day, so i don’t wait enough time to see if she would text me first, or if she just wouldn’t text me period.. but yeah it makes me feel like a clingy little sister who is so dependent of the big sister. it makes me feel like she is so fine without me, which she probably is, and like i’m the one who needs her which is true because every time i’m going through something or something interesting happens, i always text her to vent or whatever.. her on the other hand doesn’t tell me shit . she practically almost got into a car accident and only decided to tell me about a week or two later, only because i was telling her about a girl who got into a car accident. she was like “oh i didn’t tell you like a while back…” bitch you almost died and you’re just telling me this? no you fuckin didn’t tell me ! i would have messaged he in like 0.5 seconds . i tell her everything that goes on and she doesn’t tell me anything ! i would understand if she was like saving all the interesting stories so we could catch up when we hang out in person but that would only make sense IF WE HUNG OUT. and then when we do hang out, i ask her what’s new and she tries to think of stuff but mostly its “not much” and then sometimess she remembers little things here and there later on. i mean is something wrong with your hippocampus orrrr
so i’m like ya know what i’m not gonna text her because i feel like i’m annoying . i’ll just wait til she decides to check up on me lol
and really, i’m not expecting anything from her for my birthday next week except for a text maybe . phil dunphey once said the key to a happy birthday is not expecting anything. so i won’t . but i have a feeling i’ll still get mad and cry lmao
whatever man . i guess when you grow up, you really do go your way way. so fuck it i guess ima just start doin me fuck everyone i don’t need anyone
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
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You don’t know what these words do to me Daddyyy….
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
where is it
Kittyinva: Yeah, mastered this in the 1980’s! Reblog!